Category: Joke Board
Be Careful when shopping at Home Depot, you could get snookered as
I did........
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot
customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in
the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into
the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one
steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, December
5th,6th,and 7th And three times just yesterday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend. Looks Like Christmas is going to be a little short this
year ...
So tell your friends to be careful.
Bob
Hmmmm, any chance these gorgeous girls have gorgeous brothers who might want to steal my wallet?
and what, exactly, are they doing with all these walletts they steel. I need a new one, do you suppose they would sell me one cheap?